As you may or may not know, Wimbledon is now in full flow and in honour of the incredibly British pastime we’ve decided to treat you all to some awful British humour in the form of some very witty tennis jokes …
Which girl’s always in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette
Which sport is the noisiest?
Tennis, because it’s always making a racket
What do you call a tennis player who has the head of a hen and the body of a man?
Boris Pecker (Becker)
Why should you never date a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them (love is the tennis term for nil, or nothing).
How many tennis players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
“What do you mean the bulb was out? It wasn’t out, it was in!”
Why was the waiter a good tennis player?
Because he was a good server
What can you serve but not eat?
A tennis ball
So bad they’re good hey ; ) we’ve had a right giggle at these here at Eat It Now HQ and we’d love to hear any others that you have!
Enjoy the tennis!
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